The Matriarchy of Oofery 23 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.47 billion Oofery 23ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Oofery 23ian economy, worth 159 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,409 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students do more community service than homework, immigrants who don't like the taste of Oofery 23ian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, the fattest folk in Oofery 23 look to be the happiest ones, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 23's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oofery 23 is ranked 64,322^nd in the world and 68^th in Oofery for Most Patriotic, with 21.89 flags saluted per person per day.